Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Failure to Detonate


While perusing various blogs throughout the www, I came across one particularly stunning example of intelligence on display.  Apparently the blogger found a 'former' Miami fan who happened to agree with her sentiments regarding David Caruso and CSI: Miami.  

She states: 

CSI: Miami.
It's the biggest pile of crap on television. Partly because Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is becoming more and more a caricature of himself, with his ridiculously self-important portrayal of Horatio Cane.
I quit watching CSI: Miami last year, I couldn't stand the David Caruso Comedy Cabaret every week anymore. I still like Vegas and New York, though. Caruso always reminds me of a shrivelled orange....

Last night' episode "Bombshell" was another lame attempt to win back the shows' steadily declining audience. It was a weird, twisted, illogical plot. It's like no one on this show even bothers anymore. Caruso's performance was dull as all hell....


Now, what has me perplexed are the following two contradictory statements:
"I quit watching CSI: Miami last year"... and then the statement, "Last night's episode "Bombshell" was another lame attempt..."  

Would someone explain to me how it's possible to quit watching a show and yet manage to see last night's episode? I'm sorry I can't understand it.  I just don't speak BS.  

2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

.. I just don't speak BS.

ROFMAO...if you don't speak BS than WHAT is this article? Or the sorry excuse of a blog you run? They are prime examples of utter crap/bullshit.

Beside the episode was really lame - especially the laughable staring-match in the final scene between HoCaine and Lizzard Lady.
Obviously Caruso is too old and talentless to get it on on the TV screen or deliver a really hot scene...
lame-lamer-the lamest..